It was recently announced that Fox has optioned Those Guys Have All the Fun in hopes of turning it into a "major motion picture". This sprawling (and at times, unreadable) book, detailing the history of the ESPN, doesn't really seem like something you'd need to see on the big screen but it's really no more or no less scriptworthy than Moneyball so anything is possible, I suppose. BTW, an early suggestion? Kevin Kline as Keith Olbermann? See what I did there, girlfriend.
Personally, if I were CTV, I'd run some interference and make a poorly acted made-for-TV movie about the first quarter century of TSN. They are "Canada's sports leader", after all. Some of the items I'd like to see depicted include...
- The genesis of TSN's unique "spotlight" logo
- Some salacious tales of mischief at Don Leslie-Eglinton
- Why did every dude in my high school seem to own a TSN sports bag?
- More information about Darren Dutchshyn striking a groom at his own wedding. Did this really happen and why wasn't it a bigger story?!?
- More about the First Choice Superchannel Three Pack. It's an exciting new offer.
Here are some thoughts on who could play 15 of the biggest superstars of the TSN era:
Darren Dutchyshen => Chris Klein
Gord Miller => Ed Lynch
James Cybulski => Jason Patric
Jennifer Hedger => Jeri Ryan
Jim Hughson => Craig Kilborn
Jim Van Horne => Jeff Foxworthy
John Wells => a middle aged Jackie Mason
Lisa Bowes => Helen Hunt
Michael Landsberg => a middle aged James Woods
Michael Wallen => Fred Willard
Mike Toth => Christopher Knight
Paul Romanuk => Kevin Pollak
Rod Black => a young Harry Reemes
Teresa Hergert => Illeana Douglas
Vic Rauter => Jeff Hutcheson
Sadly, we weren't able to come to terms with a fake Gino Reda.
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